Call the Guards!!!!!!!!

*BOING*

"Guards!!!!!!!" They echoed. The resonant voices thundered down the corridor reverberating off the side walls before fading away.

Silence greeted them.

So, where is Marc the Guard? Or more succinctly put across, our San Francisco Hostel Room 346 security guard cum porter and trainer. Oh Marc, you are one versatile man. And I add, Oh Marc, you are lilium damn slow when it comes to confirming your email registration. I better check the window, maybe its open and you fell out.

*PIAT*